My Biohazard Labels Collection

My Biohazard Labels Collection

The Biohazard Labels

Here are some postscript files printing various biohazrd labels. They are practical jokes and I do not recommend them to be used for bottles containing deadly viruses. All the postscript files print four labels a page. They are in colour. If you want to change the colour or the format, feel free to hack the postscript.

Introduction To Bonaqualogy

For those of you who have not heard of Bonaqualogy, it is the science of perfect water quality according to the pioneer and expert in this field Dr. Benjamin Kao. An important topic in bonaqualogy is purification of water using bontainers (empty Bonaqua Mineral Water bottles). This involves putting organic material like soya milk, salad or lemon tea into a sealed bontainer and letting bacteria purify the material.

As we do not know much about bonaqualogy yet, experiments sometimes produce unexpected results. We have no idea of the effect of drinking bonaqualized materials. To guard against accidental in-take of bonaqua, the labels are applied in bonatainers.